They got me! I tried walking real fast by their table, but one of them smiled at me! That’s some serious high-pressure marketing right there! Unfair!
Yeah, it’s #GirlScoutCookie time, people! Support your local troop! #ThinMints!
Groggy and with chocolate on my fingers, I am,
“Bulldog Ben” Basile
PS: Why does Publix allow them to set up that table by the entrance every year?
Photo and meme credit Benjamin Lawrence Basile