I caught wind of this somewhat unusual story coming out South Africa last week.
I didn’t post about it at the time because is sounded like one of those stories that may or may not have happened but are put out there mostly to sell papers or garner lots of clicks.
Then I noticed today that the story’s been picked up by so many for-real news organizations that I know it’s been verified many times over. So here we go!
Some poacher in Africa was stomped by an elephant last week. The scene of this wonderful but somewhat rare event was Kruger National Park in South Africa.
But wait, there’s more! After getting squashed like a roach, the hapless dude was eaten by a pride of lions!
Oh, noble critters! Did you have to spike the ball like that! Bulldog is assessing 15 yards for excessive celebration in the end zone!
No, I’m not sure how much Mylanta™ it would take to quell that kind of heartburn.
But I’d surely help if I could.
“Bulldog Ben” Basile
PS: In the very unlikely event that you’re not completely sure of which side I’m on when poachers go out to murder and butcher animals I love, just leave me a comment and I’ll be only too happy to explain.